Tag Archives: funny
Placenta Teddy Bear, can you smell the what-the-fuckery???
Some shit just can’t be made up, no matter how hard you try. So you just shot a baby from your crotch, what is the first thing you do? Why you salvage the placenta and tann it and then stuff it full of lovely fluff and sew it into a teddy hear! What did you [...]
Some of the best viral videos of the decade
These should keep you laughing for a bit. These are some of the best videos of the last 10 years. Thank you fucktards of the internet, without you our lives would be less… something or another.
This guy is my long lost father. His ability to rip lines of profanity give me a girl chub. Thank [...]
Tish and I plan our future together.
(9:50:55 AM) Tish: nod nod
(9:51:03 AM) Selma: omg we could do pet recovery services
(9:51:12 AM) Selma: like Dog the Bounty Hunter
(9:51:16 AM) Tish: WITH GUNS AND SWORDS AND CHAINS!!!!
(9:51:46 AM) Selma: we can ride around in your truck wearing those alligator clamp fair feathers in our hair…
(9:51:55 AM) Tish: PAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
(9:51:56 AM) Tish: i just spit
(9:52:03 [...]
crazy ass virals of the day
I like the internet, it is full of funny things. Funny things that people took the time to tape so I can laugh at them and possibly make fun of them. It is a hard life here on Mount Judgment, the 90210 of bitter commentary.
I don’t know if this is real, there could be someone [...]
Breast milk cheese, tit milk cheese… boob cheddar!!
On this day I found someone speaking of the sheer and udder (wait for the pun, its coming) what-the-fuckery of Breast Milk Cheese.
Hardees, making me pee myself a little bit.
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The idea of warm, sweet and salty balls in my mouth makes me… [...]
PMS, Sally Struthers, Sarah Mclachlan, and Suicide
f you are female, and old enough, you will have something called PMS. During this time you will be cranky, your face will be plagued with zits in the most noticeable and irritating places, you will be fatter due to the Olympic swimming pool that your body is retaining, and if your me you will be struck with the sudden impression your feet are to big.
like a mountian spring turd…
There are the turd burglars who come in just as you shit, the campers who camp out in the bathroom while you are poised to take a shit and never leave, hence leaving you cramped with quivering lip trying to hold back the impending doom that is a work shit. However today, I found something new... something so strange I can't even name it.
types of bitches