PMS, Sally Struthers, Sarah Mclachlan, and Suicide
f you are female, and old enough, you will have something called PMS. During this time you will be cranky, your face will be plagued with zits in the most noticeable and irritating places, you will be fatter due to the Olympic swimming pool that your body is retaining, and if your me you will be struck with the sudden impression your feet are to big.
Selmisha drinks the nasty asian basil seed drink
So yeah that part I said about taking challenges? Yeah, well I take it all back. Someone challenged me to try those strange Asian drinks that have shit floating in them. You know the ones that people look at and say “omfg who in their right mind would drink that shit?” Well the answer is, [...]
Selmisha eats the nasty dried asian bean “stuff”
As some of you know I love Asian snacks (hush Benny, wait till story time is over) and I frequent the Grand Asian Market as often as possible. Recently I picked up this little jewel.
No visible English on the package, but from the picture you can see that it is some sort of dried bean [...]
Michael Jackson dies, Anne Hathaway and the best dress ever
Unless you have been sitting under a mammoth sized rock, you should know by now that Michael Jackson moon walked his way to… um.. heaven(?) today. Now before the MJ fans come and beat me snotty with a shiny glove, let me just say I love the dude, of course that was when I was [...]
like a mountian spring turd…
There are the turd burglars who come in just as you shit, the campers who camp out in the bathroom while you are poised to take a shit and never leave, hence leaving you cramped with quivering lip trying to hold back the impending doom that is a work shit. However today, I found something new... something so strange I can't even name it.
like a automotive Jesus
It was like seeing a unicorn, Robocop and Jesus all at once. In 1948 Jaguar created one of the greatest engines of all time. Problem was they didn’t have a car to put it in. They basically copied a Bugatti (some people say it was a copy of a BMW body, however they are all [...]
Space Art
I think I have seen this guy working New Orleans before, either way, pretty freaking cool.
Shame Kim Jong Il!
Gizmodo has a awesome idea, I can feel my photoshop skills tingle every time I read this.
Housekeeping
This blog was meant to be a funny blog, a currents events blog about how people are stupid, full of scathing sarcasm and wit. Well the world doesn’t work the way we want and this ended up being a study in pain, loss and laughter. The short and curlies for those coming in via google, [...]
J’ai fini
The service is done, the debt is paid, the rent is made and paypal link is going back to the normal support this blog link. Thank you all for your support tonight and for all those who came and who wanted to come and could not. While it was a small service it was nice. [...]
Funeral Arrangments for Dad
Here is the Obit from the Wilson Daily Times, the memorial service will be Tuesday from 6-9 at Hamilton Funeral home in Wilson. If you would like to attend please do, however in lieu of flowers we are accepting donations to help with the expenses. There will be no graveside service as his ashes will [...]
And scene. that is a wrap, the life and death of Luther Pittman
I have been sitting here trying to avoid writing this one. The cursor blinks and I blink back. Every blink is like the beep of a heart monitor. My mind slows and the beeps slow and suddenly there are nothing but a straight line and flashing warning lights. No more oxygen levels, no more heart rate, [...]
Hardees, making me pee myself a little bit.