DAMN! You got knocked out!
This is just a big handful of knocked the fuck out. This is why I could not fight in MMA, I would have shot her. This girl got hit like she owed child support. Never put your head down without your hands in front of it. It would be nice to see women’s MMA really [...]
Justice for Teish
Stories like this get my ass… “Lateisha Green was a vivacious, loving 22-year-old, African American transitioning transwoman living in Syracuse, NY. Unlike many young transpeople, Teish was accepted by her family. She was very close to her mom and siblings, including her 18-year-old gay brother, Mark. On the evening of November 14, 2008, Teish and [...]
Hardees, making me pee myself a little bit.
(Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) The idea of warm, sweet and salty balls in my mouth [...]
PMS, Sally Struthers, Sarah Mclachlan, and Suicide
f you are female, and old enough, you will have something called PMS. During this time you will be cranky, your face will be plagued with zits in the most noticeable and irritating places, you will be fatter due to the Olympic swimming pool that your body is retaining, and if your me you will be struck with the sudden impression your feet are to big.
Big S drinks the nasty asian basil seed drink
So yeah that part I said about taking challenges? Yeah, well I take it all back. Someone challenged me to try those strange Asian drinks that have shit floating in them. You know the ones that people look at and say “omfg who in their right mind would drink that shit?” Well the answer is, [...]
Big S eats the nasty dried asian bean “stuff”
As some of you know I love Asian snacks (hush Benny, wait till story time is over) and I frequent the Grand Asian Market as often as possible. Recently I picked up this little jewel. No visible English on the package, but from the picture you can see that it is some sort of dried [...]
Michael Jackson dies, Anne Hathaway and the best dress ever
Unless you have been sitting under a mammoth sized rock, you should know by now that Michael Jackson moon walked his way to… um.. heaven(?) today. Now before the MJ fans come and beat me snotty with a shiny glove, let me just say I love the dude, of course that was when I was [...]
like a mountian spring turd…
There are the turd burglars who come in just as you shit, the campers who camp out in the bathroom while you are poised to take a shit and never leave, hence leaving you cramped with quivering lip trying to hold back the impending doom that is a work shit. However today, I found something new... something so strange I can't even name it.
like a automotive Jesus
It was like seeing a unicorn, Robocop and Jesus all at once. In 1948 Jaguar created one of the greatest engines of all time. Problem was they didn’t have a car to put it in. They basically copied a Bugatti (some people say it was a copy of a BMW body, however they are all [...]
Space Art
I think I have seen this guy working New Orleans before, either way, pretty freaking cool.
Shame Kim Jong Il!
Gizmodo has a awesome idea, I can feel my photoshop skills tingle every time I read this.
J’ai fini
The service is done, the debt is paid, the rent is made and paypal link is going back to the normal support this blog link. Thank you all for your support tonight and for all those who came and who wanted to come and could not. While it was a small service it was nice. [...]
Breast milk cheese, tit milk cheese… boob cheddar!!