Oh Hell No You Didn't » Oh hell no you didn’t eat that! http://ohhellnoyoudidnt.com can't say anything nice come sit by me! Sat, 23 Apr 2011 02:35:06 +0000 en hourly 1 Joan of Arc toast??? http://ohhellnoyoudidnt.com/2010/01/07/joan-of-arc-toast/#utm_source=feed&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=feed http://ohhellnoyoudidnt.com/2010/01/07/joan-of-arc-toast/#comments Fri, 08 Jan 2010 01:23:03 +0000 Big S http://ohhellnoyoudidnt.com/2010/01/07/joan-of-arc-toast/ This is the best named product ever!! It’s like selling JFK shot gun shells.
]]> http://ohhellnoyoudidnt.com/2010/01/07/joan-of-arc-toast/feed/ 0 Breast milk cheese, tit milk cheese… boob cheddar!! http://ohhellnoyoudidnt.com/2009/11/11/breast-milk-cheese-tit-milk-cheese%e2%80%a6-boob-cheddar/#utm_source=feed&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=feed http://ohhellnoyoudidnt.com/2009/11/11/breast-milk-cheese-tit-milk-cheese%e2%80%a6-boob-cheddar/#comments Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:50:12 +0000 Big S http://ohhellnoyoudidnt.com/?p=362 As I travel this vast land of the internet I sometimes stumbled across the cyber version of a drunk at a Waffle House talking about aliens. On this day I found someone speaking of the sheer and udder (wait for the pun, its coming) what-the-fuckery of Breast Milk Cheese. You heard me damnit! Breast milk cheese, tit milk cheese…  boob cheddar!!  Tatta Gouda!!

Now I have eaten some crazy shit, but I am not sure I can pull this one off.  And I am sure that it tastes… nice. I mean I like boobs, boobs are great! They are soft and snuggly, and when you pinch the nipples real hard they poke at you. But Honestly I cannot get over the thought of chick cheese. And once you open that door you can’t close it. I have spent the last day trying to picture lactating females in one of those milking stalls with two breast pumps stuck on their girly bits. And is it Vegan? Is it fair trade? Can you get organic, vegan, fair trade boob cheese?? I want to ask for that at Whole Foods just to fuck with the snooty cheese dude.  I want to talk about it a whole lot and then have a wine and cheese party to see if anyone shows up.



]]> http://ohhellnoyoudidnt.com/2009/11/11/breast-milk-cheese-tit-milk-cheese%e2%80%a6-boob-cheddar/feed/ 2 Helping Zorka’s Family pt 2. http://ohhellnoyoudidnt.com/2009/07/01/helping-zorkas-family-pt-2/#utm_source=feed&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=feed http://ohhellnoyoudidnt.com/2009/07/01/helping-zorkas-family-pt-2/#comments Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:01:41 +0000 Big S http://ohhellnoyoudidnt.com/?p=178 soupmixRecently I started taking donations to help Zorka and her family as they deal with the death of their mother. I am also aware that times are tight and nothing is free. So in a effort to increase donations I have decided to eat one nasty ass item for every 1000 dollars that is raised to help her family. If you are not familiar with these challenges you can check out my blog here and here.  I am heading to the Grand Asian Market to find the most weirdest and most vile (by American standards anyway) item I can locate. Once we hit a grand, I eat, photograph and document. You laugh till you pee, Zorka’s family gets the help they need. More updates to come…


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