I can’t win for shit but I keep on trying. Vegas is my kryptonite. I like things that are funny and hate stupid people. I am the happiest when funny shit happens to stupid people. I write a lot, I laugh more than I read, I should read more. I play games and love things with shiny buttons. I love things that are “Chinese looking”. I still believe in honor amongst friends and thieves, and the bro’s before ho’s COC. I love cars, fast ones with exceptional styling. I like to sing in the shower and make up songs. I do not think before I speak and liquor makes me horribly honest . I am a fatty mc fat fat and care not what you think of it. I like cheese. Grammar nazi’s give me the runs. I hate people who try to make themselves sound smart to make up for their lack of self esteem. I want to hit someone with a sock full of quarters one day, however I find the tenants of Buddhism appealing. People accuse me of being a hermit, they don’t realize I just don’t find their world fun.