(9:50:55 AM) Tish: nod nod
(9:51:03 AM) Selma: omg we could do pet recovery services
(9:51:12 AM) Selma: like Dog the Bounty Hunter
(9:51:16 AM) Tish: WITH GUNS AND SWORDS AND CHAINS!!!!
(9:51:46 AM) Selma: we can ride around in your truck wearing those alligator clamp fair feathers in our hair…
(9:51:55 AM) Tish: PAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
(9:51:56 AM) Tish: i just spit
(9:52:03 AM) Selma: hahahahahahah
(9:52:10 AM) Selma: the mental image is too much
(9:52:23 AM) Tish: is killin me! is glorious!
(9:52:32 AM) Tish: just the thing i need to vent my rage on human
(9:52:33 AM) Tish: s
(9:52:43 AM) Selma: hahahah
(9:52:44 AM) Tish: would be like good cop bad cop
(9:52:48 AM) Tish: you like ppl, i hate ppl
(9:52:52 AM) Tish: we both love dogs
(9:52:53 AM) Selma: AHAHAHAHA
(9:53:01 AM) Selma: I smell a show on TLC
(9:53:15 AM) Selma: we can be on after Steven Segal
(9:53:36 AM) Tish: excellent! we can do a ’seg way’ from his show
(9:53:43 AM) Selma: hahahahahaha
(9:53:47 AM) Selma: hahahah
(9:53:54 AM) Tish: we can repo a pet in LA and they can catch us and then help us
(9:53:56 AM) Selma: this is bringing me too much joy
(9:54:10 AM) Selma: I like it
(9:54:10 AM) Tish: we can spill our guts to them and they will feel much compassion and help us repo the pet
(9:54:21 AM) Selma: repo the pet
(9:54:22 AM) Selma: HAHAHAHA
(9:54:33 AM) Tish: then the next week we have our own show
(9:54:41 AM) Tish: DUDE!!!
(9:54:52 AM) Tish: we can go on TAPS and help them find pet ghosts
(9:54:56 AM) Selma: I think that is the most brilliant thing I have ever heard
(9:55:02 AM) Selma: OH HELL YES
(9:55:07 AM) Selma: I sense a poodle
(9:55:11 AM) Selma: yes, a poodle
(9:55:13 AM) Selma: it is angry
(9:55:19 AM) Selma: barking all the fucking time
(9:55:22 AM) Selma: there was a car
(9:55:26 AM) Selma: I sense a car
(9:55:33 AM) Selma: did you have a car?
(9:57:17 AM) Tish: i was laffing so hard, i started laffing at a customer and made them mad
(9:57:23 AM) Selma: hahahahahhaha
(9:57:25 AM) Tish: this is difficult to explain to someone
Tish and I plan our future together.
(9:50:55 AM) Tish: nod nod
(9:51:03 AM) Selma: omg we could do pet recovery services
(9:51:12 AM) Selma: like Dog the Bounty Hunter
(9:51:16 AM) Tish: WITH GUNS AND SWORDS AND CHAINS!!!!
(9:51:46 AM) Selma: we can ride around in your truck wearing those alligator clamp fair feathers in our hair…
(9:51:55 AM) Tish: PAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
(9:51:56 AM) Tish: i just spit
(9:52:03 AM) Selma: hahahahahahah
(9:52:10 AM) Selma: the mental image is too much
(9:52:23 AM) Tish: is killin me! is glorious!
(9:52:32 AM) Tish: just the thing i need to vent my rage on human
(9:52:33 AM) Tish: s
(9:52:43 AM) Selma: hahahah
(9:52:44 AM) Tish: would be like good cop bad cop
(9:52:48 AM) Tish: you like ppl, i hate ppl
(9:52:52 AM) Tish: we both love dogs
(9:52:53 AM) Selma: AHAHAHAHA
(9:53:01 AM) Selma: I smell a show on TLC
(9:53:15 AM) Selma: we can be on after Steven Segal
(9:53:36 AM) Tish: excellent! we can do a ’seg way’ from his show
(9:53:43 AM) Selma: hahahahahaha
(9:53:47 AM) Selma: hahahah
(9:53:54 AM) Tish: we can repo a pet in LA and they can catch us and then help us
(9:53:56 AM) Selma: this is bringing me too much joy
(9:54:10 AM) Selma: I like it
(9:54:10 AM) Tish: we can spill our guts to them and they will feel much compassion and help us repo the pet
(9:54:21 AM) Selma: repo the pet
(9:54:22 AM) Selma: HAHAHAHA
(9:54:33 AM) Tish: then the next week we have our own show
(9:54:41 AM) Tish: DUDE!!!
(9:54:52 AM) Tish: we can go on TAPS and help them find pet ghosts
(9:54:56 AM) Selma: I think that is the most brilliant thing I have ever heard
(9:55:02 AM) Selma: OH HELL YES
(9:55:07 AM) Selma: I sense a poodle
(9:55:11 AM) Selma: yes, a poodle
(9:55:13 AM) Selma: it is angry
(9:55:19 AM) Selma: barking all the fucking time
(9:55:22 AM) Selma: there was a car
(9:55:26 AM) Selma: I sense a car
(9:55:33 AM) Selma: did you have a car?
(9:57:17 AM) Tish: i was laffing so hard, i started laffing at a customer and made them mad
(9:57:23 AM) Selma: hahahahahhaha
(9:57:25 AM) Tish: this is difficult to explain to someone