Daily Archives: June 23, 2009

PMS, Sally Struthers, Sarah Mclachlan, and Suicide

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little_african_fly_on_eye
f you are female, and old enough, you will have something called PMS. During this time you will be cranky, your face will be plagued with zits in the most noticeable and irritating places, you will be fatter due to the Olympic swimming pool that your body is retaining, and if your me you will be struck with the sudden impression your feet are to big.

like a mountian spring turd…

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I shat a brick!
There are the turd burglars who come in just as you shit, the campers who camp out in the bathroom while you are poised to take a shit and never leave, hence leaving you cramped with quivering lip trying to hold back the impending doom that is a work shit. However today, I found something new... something so strange I can't even name it.

The end? Sigh.

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So tomorrow is going to be crap. We have to discuss if dad can continue on the way he is.

Hospitals: bad food and funny hats.

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One min I am working on a project and the next min I am speeding down 64 about to spin the rubber off my tires. A nurse called and said that dad was crashing and I should get to the hospital. Thirty mins after her call I ripped into the hospital parking lot and haul [...]

Tuesday Update- The AARP is watching you, and they are ready.

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So the last few days have been interesting. There is a concern of Cancer; however I cannot worry about that right now. The immediate need is to get his lungs back in order. They drained over a liter of fluid from his right lung and may have to drain more as the week goes on. [...]
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