So yeah that part I said about taking challenges? Yeah, well I take it all back. Someone challenged me to try those strange Asian drinks that have shit floating in them. You know the ones that people look at and say “omfg who in their right mind would drink that shit?” Well the answer is, me… however the right mind part is in serious question.

Lets start shall we?

That’s right Basil Seed. Who the hell knew there are seeds in Basil?

Even as I look at this picture I can feel my stomach rise up and kick me in the throat. Dear lord and god why? Thousands of seamen flavored seeds of goo floating in this thick gelatinous “drink”. They had the texture of kiwi seeds and the taste of salty man spuge. This is what Christians should give their children to prevent premarital sex. I just want those seeds to start attacking each other like you see in those weird science videos.

This is about the time we moved the trash can directly in front of me.

Next is Yan Wo Drink..

Apparently Yan Wo translates to funk of bird’s ass..

I kid you not.. I am about to drink birds’ nest. Now.. I know I should not judge but fuck it.. I am American. BIRDS NEST? What no good old preservatives lying around? Instead I get to drink bottled bird mattress. I am drinking some birds two-room bungalow fron fanous Thailand! WTF? Well my lungs have been feeling a little dry, so I will give it a try. And we won’t even talk about my skins.

Apparently they left the bird funk in the can… that I drank. Like a dumb ass.

I think I just swallowed a pigeon’s sofa..

I can’t even explain what this tasted like. Much like sucking Basil Seed Juice off of a bird’s ass. The only thing this thing is good for is chasing those nasty ass demon beans I ate last week.

Next installment I take on Peanut Drink…